How did God make mothers?
-He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
-Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?
-We're related.
-God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
-My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
-I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
-Moms have magic-they make you feel better without medicine.
-Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gots to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
-On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
-Diet. You know, her hair-- I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
-She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
-I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
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